rejuvenation 

OF 

MAMA  and  PAPA 


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THE 


REJUVENATION 

OF 

MAMA  and  RAPA  GOO^E 


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THE 

REJUVENATION 

OF 

/MAMA  AND  PAPA 

, COOAE 

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BY 

MORRIS  H.  PANCOAST 

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, AJEW  YOM 

BRITTON  PUBLISHING  COMPANY 


CONTENTS 


(M)ama  gooje.  haj  an  idea 

Papa  learnf  a new  j'Tep  - jo  doe  j mama 

"CHARrry  covert  a multitude  or  jint’ 

A CHRIJTMAS  JURPRDE  FOP  MAMA-AND  PAPA 
MAMA  AND  PAPA  AT  THE  JHOW 
PAPA'J  GOLF  GAME  IF  A “DREAM” 

PAPA  MAKEF  A HOME  BUN 

Mama  favej  papa  from  being  a hero 


MAMAandPAPA  goose 

TRADE  MARI^  REO  US.  PAE 


HA  HUM  HO  HUM  ! WHATS  THE 
USE  OF  THIS  CONTINUOUS  HUMDRUM 
WE  MIGHT  AS  WELL  BE  DEAD 


WELL  WHAT  DO  YOU  SUGGEST  ? 
I'M  NOT  A WILD  GOOSE  BUT 
I'M  GAME  JUST  THE  SAME 


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PEOPLE  THINK  WE'RE  JUST  IN  A BOOK  ! 
lets  put  on  our  party  clothes  and 

GET  OUT  AMONGST  THE  BRIGHT  LIGHTS-HUH 


righto!  i’ll  try 

ANYTHING  - ONCE 


-AND  DON'T  come  again 
UNTIL  YOU'VE  LEARNED  HOW 


WHEN  I DO  ILL  GO  TO 
A FIRST  CLASS  PLACE 


YES  DEAR, OF  COURSE, DO 
GO.  IT’LL  DO  YOU  GOOD. 

I MAY  DO  A LITTLE 
■SHOPPING  THIS 
AFTERNOON  MYSELF 


GUESS  I'LL  D-ROP  IN  AT  THE 
GANDER  CLUB  FIRST 
THING  I KNOW  THE  DOOR 
MAN  YYONT  KNOW  ME 


■ 


MADAME  PEACOCK'S  DANCING 
PARLOR  ! THEN  GO  AND  PARK 
YOUR  CAR  IN  FRONT  OF  THE 
CLUB  AND  WAIT  UNTIL  I 
PHONE  , — 


That's  the  way  he  drops  in 
AT  HIS  CLUB  IS  IT  ? AT  LAST 
I'VE  FOUND  HIM  OUT  — 
WOULD  YOU  MIND  DANCING 
AGAIN  MR  CHANTICLEER  ? 


T JUST 
LOVE.  TO 
PANCE. 


NEXT  TIME  YOU  WANT  TO 
SURPRISE  ME  WITH  YOUR 
DANCING,  "DON'T  TELL  ME  YOU 
APE  GOING  TO  THE  CLlH? 


I-  El?-  AH- 
WttATi  THAT 
YOU  SAY  ? 


J‘M  SORRY  WE  HAVE  TO  GO. 
PARA  ISN'T  FEELING  VERT 
WELL,  EM  AFRAID  DANCING 
DOESN'T  AGREE  WITH  HIM 


PAPA  15  PIPING 
WITH  ME  , HONSt  , SO 
YOU  NEEDNY  GO  TO 
MADAME  PEACOCir'5 
FOR  HIM 


. - • 


“CHARITY  COVER.J  A 

MULTITUDE  OF  TINT” 


Off,  I SIMPLY  Couldn't! 
PAPA  JUST  HATES  SUCH 
AFFAIRS 


-AND  IT'S  FOR  CHARITY  .TOO, 
SO  YOU  SEE  YOU  MUST 
GO  TO  THE  BALL 


MYtfUSB/WD  HATES  THEM  TOC* 
BUT  HE'LL  BE  AT  THE  CLUB  - 


OH,  I OUGHTN'T-  I 

wouldn't  even  think 
OF  IT,  IF  IT  wasn't 
FOR  CHARITY-  - ER- 
WHAT  TIME  DID  YOU 
5 AY  COME  OVER? 


BY  THE  WAY,  PAPA,  I'M  GOING  TO 
PINE  AT  MRS-  BROWNS  TONIGHT  AND 
WONT  BE  HOME  UNTIL  LATE 


ALL  RIGHT,  DEAR,  ILL 
BE  AT  THE  CLUB 


Imy  WIFE  HAS  .SOMETHING-  ON  AT 
? HOME  TONIGHT  - LETS  UP 

L|:  AND  GO  TO  THE  T3AL  MASQUE 


UM EK,  — WELL  SINCE  ITS 
FOJ?  CHARITY, i'll  go  you 


YOUR  STEP  15  IMPROVING-, 

PAPA  G-005E 


I-Utt-YYHAT  VO  YOU 

MEAN-  PAPA  G-CX 


BEAUTIFUL  MAIDEN,  I AM 

DEE -LIGHTED  ! ^ 


WHY  PAPA  &005E 
YOU  OLD  FI?AUD 1 


I JUST  KNEW  YOU'D  BE  HERE- .50 
r CAME  AND  CAUGHT  YOU  ! 

hypocrite! 


LET  IS  GO  HOME 


I H GO  IN'  TO  BUY  THAT 
YOUNGSTER  FO^  NANA  . IT’LL 
TICKLE  HER  TO  DEATH  — WHEN  IT 
CONES  TO  SELECTING-  CHI?ISTIV)A5 
FKE5ENT5  I’M  QUITE  CLEVAH' 


THERE'S  THE  UTTUE  KA5CAU 
THATS  THE  BOY  I WANT 


YOU'LL  HAVE  TO  DIVE 
DOWN  DEEP  TO  GET 

me-jqeeawk! 


IF  YOU  EAT  TttftT 

PUCK",  you're  A 
CANNIBAL. 


PAPA'S  GOT  A BABY 
Papa's  got  a baby 


squeeAWK! 
.squeeAWK  ! 
squeeAWK 


WERE  GOING-  TO  KEEP 
HIM  EOF?  PAPA  UNTIL 
CHRISTMAS  EVE 


OH, YOU  PRECIOUS  LITTLE 
. PURLING  BABY  GOOSE? 


T THAT $ RIGHT-  B-A-d-Y  GOO^E 


THAT5  WHAT  MAMA  WILL  NAME 
HIM  — All  RE  POP 


YOU  couldn't  GU ESS  IN  A THOUSAND 
YEARS  WHAT  SANTA  CLAUS  15  GOING 
TO  DICING  YOU  TONIGHT 


YOU  COULDN'T  GUESS 
YOURS  IN  A MILLION  -f 


ffi'n/A 


LITTLE  DARLING- 


BABY  GOOSE  . 

COME  TO  YOUR  MAMA 


(GUESS  IM  IN 
YlGHT  this 
\ time 


SOUEE  AYYK 


[ don't  you  P-A-B-E. 


WHAT  DO  YOU  MEAN  BY 
THAT  INFERNAL  RACKET  AT 
THIS  TIME  IN  THE  MORNING 
GET  OUT  O’  HERE -YOU 
UTTLE  IMP  ! 


BRUTE  ! 


TT  WAS  VERY  NICE  OF  THE 
BROWNS  TO  ASK  MS  TO  TttE 
THEATRE  TONIGHT- I'M  CRAZY 
ABOUT  CLASSIC  DANCING'. 


IT  'BORES  ME  TO 
HYSTERIA.  WHY  Pi  DM  V 
gSSg,;  THEY  MAKE  IT  THE. 

iffM  Movies  instead  ? 
ij  there's  a Tandy  show 
Tim  at  the  "gorgeous" 

JrT  j. | THEATRE  THIS  WEEK 


ASrLIVEl  PAPA  goose! 

COME  OUT  AFTEI?  THE  FIRST  ACT 
ANP  HAVE  A CHAT  ABOUT 
OLD  TIMC5 


WHY,  HE  4.0,  PICK  ! 

I HAVEN'T  SEEN  YOU 
For  FIFTEEN  YEAPS 


YYttOS  THAT, 
I WONDEp? 


ftRENT  THEY  SIMPLY 
WONDERFUL  ! 


VEf?Y  GOOD— DO  YOU  CAPE. 
Fop  THE"  MOVIES’?  WE  3AW 
A G1?GAT  SHOW  LAST  NIGHT 


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I'M  5U1?E  GLAD  TO  HEAR  YOU'VE 
GOT  on  SO  WELL -MANAGER  , EH  f 
■BUT  ]'M  AFRAIP  MAMA  WOULPNT 
LIKE  ME  TO  COME  BACK  ON  THE 

STAGE . 


AW,  GO  ON!  SffE 
WONT  CARE  , r WANT 
TO  SHOW  YOU  HOW  THE 
GREAT  WATERFALL 
SCENE  IS  WORKED 


iTTftNCE 


T CO  NT  SEE  ANYBODY 
NOW.  I'M  SHOWING  PA?A 
GCC5E  HOW  THE  WATER 
FALL  SCENE  15  MADE 


WERE  YOU  GIRLS  IN 
'THE  DANSE  DU  ZEPHYR 
JUST  NOW? 


YES,  BUT  WEYE  , GOT 
REAL  TARTS  IN 
THE.  NEXT  SCENE 


WATCH  OUT  FOR  THE  -RAP 
DOOR1.  THE  WATER  NYMPHS 
E5CAPE  THROUGH  THAT 


HELP! 

help! 


1M  LOST 


WHERE  AM  I 


WHERE S PAPA  ? 

I'M  SUPE  1 HEARD  HIM 
YELL- OH,  t+E'S  KILLED, 
] KNOW  HE'S  KILLED! 


NOW  DOES  HE  KNOW 
WHAT  A T1?AP  15  ? 
fl£5  NO  ACTOft  ! 


1TOLP  HIM  NOT 
TO  STEP  ON  THE 
TRAP, OUT  HE 


TEEL  THE  'BlpOWNJ 
IK  THE  STAGE 
BOX,  PICK. THAT 
TM  ILL  AND 
WE'VE  GO NE  HOME 

■ r — — — 


PAPAJ  golf  game  ua  “dream" 


YOU  RE 


A W.  SMITH'S  JEALOUS.  ALL  SKINNY 
PEOPLE  APE  SOUR  MINDED  AN'  I'M 
TIRED  OF  HEARING  ABOUT  MY  FAT 
FROM  EVERYBODY  I MEET  - GUESS 
I'LL  GO.  TO  BED 


GETTING  TERRIBLY  FAT  .PAPA. 
WHY  DON'T  YOU  TRY  GOLF?  MR. SMITH 
SAYS  IT'LL  PULL  YOU  DOWN 


COME  ON , PAPA,  A FEW  GOLF  C-AMES  WILL 
GET  YOU  POWN  IN  THE  FEATHERWEIGHT  CLASS 
AGAIN -you're  ENTIRELY  TOO  STOUT 


i hayenY  ANY  golf  TOGS  and 
I NEVER  HAD  A CLUB  IN  MY  RANDS, BUT 


'■  J ■ 

I 

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J 

don't  WORRY  ABOUT  CLOTHES. 
THERE  ARE  A LOT  OF  FAT  OLD 
DUFFERS  WHO  WONT  BE  OUT  TO 
THE  CLUB  TODAY -I'LL  RIG 
YOU  OUT  FINE  


I USED  TO  PLAY 
SHINNY  — MAYBE  THAT'LL 
ft ELP  MY  GOLF- WOT? 


50ME  DRIVE  -FOR  fi 

BEGINNER!  right  oyer  the 
trees!  maybe  you'll  make 

IT  IN  ONE 


JIMMINY  CRICKETS 
WATCH  'El?  GO 


Yards 


THAT  WAS  A PIPPINl  NY  DP  I YE  IS 
GETTING  BETTER  V SETTER 


WOW 


I HOPE  THE  GPEEN  WAS  CLEAR 
OR  SOMEBODY^  ANATOMY 
WILL  BE  DISLOCATED  ^ 


- -fT  < 


(VO,  IT  WAS  THE  FELLOW 
OTHER  SIDE  OF  THE  WOODS - 


T>0  YOU  THINK  HE'LL  GET  WELL, NURSE? 
OH,  IT  WAS  ‘ALL  MY  FAULT,  T DROVE 
HIM  TO  IT 


GOLF  ? NEVER  AGAIN  FOR  ME.! 
I'D  RATHER  HAVE  A SHAPE  LIKE 
A RAIN  PARREL  THAN  LIE  LIKE 
THI5  IN  A HOSPITAL  FOR 
TWO  MONTHS 


BUT  THINK  HOW  NICE 
IT'LL  HE  TO  ALWAYS 
BE  THIN  LIKE  YOU 
ARE  NOW 


PAPA  MAREJ-  A HOME  PUA 


it's  too  fine  a day  .TO 

STAY  IN  DOORS  - LETS  GO 
TO  THE  BALL  GAME 


WHAT  WOULD  WE  DO  WITH 
baby  ? Ht  doesn't  know 

ABOUT  BASEBALL 


BABY  BALL 

BABY  BALL 


BABY  SAUL 

baby  BALL 


OF  COURSE  WE'LL  TAKE  OUR  LITTLE 
v BABY  GOOSIKINS  ALONG -WONT  WE  FAPA? 

YEP_  ANP  HE'LL  BE  THE  MASCOT 
FOR  THIRTEEN  STRAIGHT-EH.BABY  ? 


THEPE'.5  5IG-  MIKE  WITH  HI5  FAP 
ON,  AND  LITTLE  EDPIE.ANP 
SPOOKS  MCCAPTY,  AND  A'—  ^ 


YOU  MUST  KNOW  'EM 
PRETTY  WELL  TO  MAKE. 
THEM  OUT  THAT  FAP 


Eddie  5PookS h ■ 


fi  , 

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OH,  MANAGER  BILL 


NEVER  MUFE5 
ANYTHING,  MAMA 


CAREFUL ! DONT 
LET  HIM  FALL  ! 


-AND  BABY  G-OOSE.  TOO1.  OUR  I 
mascot!  COME  HERE  YOU  j„ 
LITTLE  RASCAL 


15 ILL  IS  GOING  TO  hand  misf 
OTHER  TEAM  A GOOSE.  EG&  g; 


WE  CAN'T  LOSE  NOW 


m$%oo;oo-  A NEW 
i&\  MASCOT  • 


SOME  BABY, 
Efl.WOT? 


BABY  BALL 





WftAT'S  THE  MATTER 
OVER'  THERE .? 


EDDIE  FOULED  | 
TO  BABY  GOOSE'5 
BEAK 


IT'S  AN 
OUTRAGE 


1 DIDNT  GO  TO  DO  IT,  PAFA, 
IT  SLIPPED  OFF  MY  BAT 


I'LL  SLIP  YOU, 

Y' LITTLE  SAWED  OFF 


m u rni  g> 'pei 


pi'm  EDDIE  IS  ALWAYS 
*143  SLAMMIN'  'EM 
#vS//J  into  the  Grand 
SkjSL  stand 


GO  TO  HIM, 
PAPA  J 

TS^Mm 


IS  THERE  A 
DOCTOR  IN  , 
THE  CROWD  < 


ILL  WRING  YOUR  NEON  WHEN  I 
GET  HOLD  OF  YOU-YOU  SHRIMP' 


I DIDNT  MEAN  TO 
I TELL  YA  ! 


YUtt  SEE  .PAPA  WAS 
ALL  our  O'  BREAth 
WHEN  EDDIE  TURNED 
AND  FASTED  HIM  AND 
HE  DIDN'T  HAVE 
A SHOW 


WELL /PAPA,  IF  YOU  PE  THROUGH 
WITH  YOUR  FIGHTING-  AND 
BRAWLING, NOW,  WE'LL  GO  HOME 


‘BABYJ  ALL  RIGHT/ PAPA, 
THE  BALL  JUST  GRAZED 
HIS  NOSE  -HE  WAS 
ONLY  SCARED 


PLAY 

BAvLL 


MAMA  SAYEJ  PAPA 

FROM  BEIAG  A HERO 


I 


HELLO,  PAPA!  COME  ON  IN 
THE  WATER'S— FULL  O' 6 ALT 


] DON’T  CAPE  MUCH  for 
THIS  YEARS  STYLES  IN 
BATHING  CLOTHES,  DO  YOU 


BET  YOU 
CAN'T  SWIM 


NO,  DOESNT  MRS. 
BROWN  LOOK  HORRID 
IN.  HERS  THOUGH  ? 


PAPA,  GO  AND  BUY  THE  GIRLS  SOME. 


ICE  CREAM- BUT  KEEF 
EYE  ON  BABY  GOOSE  ! 


A el  trig-ht  girls, 
come  on 


that's  awfully  \: 
SWEET  Of  you,  \ 

MAMA,  WE’LL  BRING  , 
SOME  BACK  with  ujJ 


THEY  SAY  THE  ICE.5  APE 
FINE  AT  THE  DEWPPOP  INN- 


00,00  ! 0 UK  E0FT5 
ALL  WA55ED  AWAY 


Tthat'5  PPETTY  GOOD 
I DO  Pf?OP  IN  AN’  HAVE 
4 ONE  ON  ME  ! 


AND  SOME  MOI?E 
CAKE  ? 


WHAT'S  ALL  THE 
RUMPU5  ABOUT 


SAY,  rAW,  DONT  YOU  THINK  ONE 
ICE  CREAM  DESERVES  AN  OTHER  ? 


THE  UNDERTOWS 
BAD  TODAY 


TAKE  YOUR  Tl  ME,  BABY -PAPA  LL  BE 

r~  r~) 

THERE  IN  A MINUTE -THE  GOOSE  FAMILY 

HURRY  ! 

ARE  ALL  GOOD  .SWIMMERS' 

1 FAPA  J 

STAND  BACK  ' DON'T  VYOBf 
YOU  CAN'T  Dl?OVYN  A GOOSE 


NOW  PAPA'S  CAUGNT  IN 
TtlE  UNDEBTOW  — WNEPE'S 
THE  UFE.&AURD  f 


STA  ND  BACK  I 
TELL  YA -THEY'RE 
SAFER  THERE  THAN 
ON  BROADWAY  ! 


THERE  GOE5  3A3Y  OUT  AGAIN1. 
WHY  DOESN'T  SOMEBODY  SAVE  HIM 


- ,! 


BRAVO*  MAMA 
TO  THE  RESCUE 


-«  4t  v COME  TO  MAMA'S  A1?MS,  BABY 
. L — y DAVi  ino.  1 wniii  nw'r  anvr^s/ 


im  good  CP] TCH 
pi  MAMA  ! 


DARLING  ! WOULDN'T  ANYBODY 
TAKE  OO  F?OM  THE  J 

NAUGHTY  WAVES  ? M 


fH EL LO , M AMaT}  jL 


WAIT  A MINUTE 
U'LL  GET  HIM 


— 


1 WAS  ONLY  away  a 

MINUTE  - I WOULD 
(ZnirrFN  14/ rv i 


7 — 

YE5.£i ;t  you  wepe  not 

KEEPING  Youp  EYE.  ON 
T3A73Y  1 yhe  Pooip 
DAPLIN/G  MIGHT  HAVE-  , 
DPOWNEP  sur  poy  me! 


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